At BargainValuables.com, we believe treasure isn’t just found—it’s discovered. Our store is an online galaxy garage sale of comics, collectibles, magic, and oddities that bring nostalgia, curiosity, and wonder right to your doorstep. Guiding you through this universe are our unforgettable crew members:
Meet Our Team
Captain Zarton
Intergalactic Treasure Hunter Captain Zarton, our fearless leader, once piloted starships across uncharted galaxies. Now, he’s set his course straight for Earth’s galactic garage sale. Captain Zarton seeks out the rare, the unusual, and the "Hey I need to get rid of this stuff" Stuff. When you shop with us, you’re joining his crew on a mission to uncover hidden valuables across the cosmos.
Commodius Vapor
Every captain needs a sidekick—and Captain Zarton found his in Comodious Vapor, a green-skinned alien clown with a bow tie that’s as loud as his laugh. Equal parts goofy and loyal, Commodious has a knack for stumbling upon the oddest treasures, Usally stumbles over them. He’s here to remind you that shopping doesn’t have to be serious—sometimes it’s a cosmic comedy. He always says "If you can't enjoy shopping then why do it?"
G-Daddy
The Voice of Reason When the bargains get wild and the space adventures go sideways, Gramps keeps everyone grounded. With his old-school wisdom, sharp wit, and heart of gold, he makes sure every deal is fair and every collectible finds its rightful home. Think of him as your grandfatherly guide through this galaxy of curiosities.